Lies and bullshit

oknope:

how i use my phone

  • 80% for internet
  • 10% for take photos
  • 5% for text 
  • 4% for call
  • 1% to check the time

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naliac:

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

sixth grade and you had a 20 dollar note in your pocket wtf

That’s when you know you’ve found someone special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence

—Mia Wallace, Pulp Fiction (via friickable)

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